diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

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itmakesnosense:

Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.

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anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

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come-along-castiel:

Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline.
Welcome to Australia

 

dont kermit suicide

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mememaster:

Yet another impossible standard for women

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